I don’t know if this happens in other countries too,
But we Indians always have a self-proclaimed genius uncle in our family,
who has this amazing quality to show-off his nonexisting intelligence all the time.
And the best part is, everytime you try to correct him by facts, he gets extremely pissed off.
I can’t tell you how pleased and enlightened we are in his divine presence.
He plays a significant role in making our life a horrible hell.
No matter what you do,
He won’t miss a single opportunity to criticise you and pull you down.
You try a new business,
Decide to marry someone,
He will always be the first one to object without any valid reason.
And this genius uncle always gives his valuable contribution in all the important matters of our family,
Because our family believes him to be a kindhearted wellwisher.
But we kids can clearly see that he is just a dumbass asshole,
who simply wants to feed his own ego.
And since he holds a prominent position in our family,
(which i strongly regret),
so we can do nothing but to silently listen to his bullshit.
No matter if it’s about killing a cockroach,
the upcoming movie
or the economic policy of China,
He is always the first one to come up with his views.
And his valuable views always give a new dimension to the word ‘crap’.